I'd Rather Be Sleeping Air Freshener

You’re not lazy—you’re just aggressively pro-nap. And now, your car (or locker, office, closet of existential dread) can smell like your happy place: vanilla-scented dreams and sweet, sweet denial of responsibility.

Shaped like a tiny pillow and boldly proclaiming “I’d Rather Be Sleeping,” this air freshener is basically your inner monologue hanging from your rearview mirror. It’s cute. It’s honest. It smells like warm vanilla and not the emotional burnout you're masking with caffeine and sarcasm.

Perfect for those who run on low energy and even lower motivation. So go ahead, hang it up, take a whiff, and pretend your to-do list doesn’t exist.