I'm Awake. Please Respect My Privacy Mug

Congratulations! You’ve achieved the impossible: you’re conscious. But let’s not get carried away—this mug is here to remind everyone that just because your eyes are open doesn’t mean you’re emotionally available.

With the brutally honest message “I’m awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time,” this mug is perfect for those early mornings when small talk is an act of war. Whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or something a little stronger (hey, no judgment here), this 11 oz ceramic masterpiece has your back.

Each mug is lovingly dye-sublimated by hand, which means the print is vibrant, long-lasting, and won’t ghost you after one cycle in the dishwasher. Yep—it’s microwave and dishwasher safe because we know you have better things to do (like aggressively avoiding eye contact).

Warm beverage? Cold soul? This mug gets you.