Need a rock-solid excuse to bail on life’s chaos and be in bed by 9? Ask and the universe (or this snarky little orb) shall provide! The In Bed By 9 Magic Ball is your new bedtime wingman — the magical decision-maker that fully supports your inner homebody.
Just give it a shake and let it tell you what you already know in your soul: it’s time to ditch the plans, put on the PJs, and get horizontal! You’ll finally have a legit reason to ghost the group chat guilt-free.
Go ahead, consult the oracle — it’s always 9 o’clock somewhere.
Ages 3+
