Want to impress your Thanksgiving guests without actually cooking anything? Meet the Inflatable Turkey, the most low-effort, high-impact holiday centerpiece you'll ever own. No basting, no burning, no dry white meat—just a perfectly plump, golden-brown bird that looks suspiciously delicious but is 100% filled with air (just like Uncle Bob’s conspiracy theories).
Blow it up in seconds, place it proudly on the table, and watch as confusion and disappointment sweep across your family’s faces. It’s the ultimate gag gift for the holiday season, a foolproof prank for potlucks, or just a solid reminder that sometimes, expectations should be kept low.
Best of all? No leftovers to deal with. Unless you count the emotional ones.
Inflated it is a 16" long vinyl roast turkey
Comes in a tin can
Sent the inflate turkey to a dear friend in the hospital recovering from a terrible car accident. It was quite the hit for all …