
Listen Up Bitches, better card
Aging? Pfft. We prefer to call it leveling up.
This card is the ultimate hype message for your fabulous, unstoppable, still-got-it crew. Whether it’s a birthday, reunion, or just an excuse to remind your friends that wrinkles are just laughter trophies, this card sets the record straight: We’re not getting older—we’re getting BETTER.
So grab the wine, embrace the wisdom, and let’s celebrate the fact that we’re flawless at any age (with slightly creakier knees). 🎉💃🔥
Blank inside; includes an envelope. 5.5 x 4.25 inches. Made in the USA