Lower Expectations 8"x10" Gift Bag

Finally, a gift bag that tells the truth. This “Now Is a Good Time to Lower Your Expectations” bag is perfect for wrapping presents that may or may not be amazing, thoughtful, or even fully functional. Consider it your built-in disclaimer.

Whether you’re gifting socks, a chaotic last-minute find, or something genuinely cool (but you enjoy emotional misdirection), this bag delivers the perfect blend of honesty and sass. It basically says, “Listen, I tried… kind of.”

Great for Secret Santa, white elephant parties, or anyone in your life who appreciates brutal holiday realism. Stuff it, present it, and watch them laugh before they even see what’s inside.

11″ x 8″ x 4″