Mama Needs A Fucking Nap (Relax, The Kids Can't Read.) Tea Towel-

Listen, Mama’s running on fumes, caffeine, and the sheer force of willpower. This "Mama Needs A F*cking Nap (Relax, The Kids Can’t Read)" tea towel says what every exhausted parent is screaming internally — but now, it’s art.  

Adorned with a wise old owl who’s one more tantrum away from just... disappearing into the woods forever, this towel is perfect for messy kitchens, messy lives, and moms who have officially crossed into “don’t even ask me” territory.  

Absorb your tears, your coffee spills, and your will to live — all while maintaining the illusion of having it "together." 🙃🦉💤  

Great for gifting to the MVPs of motherhood who deserve a nap, a medal, and maybe a full-blown vacation.

A wonderfully soft 100% cotton tea towel that is 19" x 25"