Minimal Effort Award Ribbon

Not everyone can be the best—but hey, at least you showed up! Celebrate life’s bare minimum achievements with the Minimal Effort Award Ribbon. Whether you attended one meeting, microwaved dinner without setting off the smoke alarm, or simply existed today, you’ve earned it.

This luxe satin ribbon comes with fancy gold foil designs, a shiny metallic cord, and even a fold-down note on the back—perfect for documenting exactly what kind of “effort” was put in (spoiler: not much). At 8" x 2" (20 cm x 5 cm), it’s the perfect size for pinning to your shirt, your cat, or directly onto your pile of procrastinated tasks.

Give it to a friend, a coworker, or yourself—because let’s be real, participation is basically winning.