Ah, motherhood—the magical journey where you're expected to raise a tiny human *and* remember where you left your coffee (spoiler: it’s cold now and in the microwave). For all the new-ish moms out there teetering between laughter and a total meltdown, Mommy Cusses is your hilarious, no-filter lifeline.
This is not your average parenting book. Heck, it’s not really a “book” at all—it’s more like your brutally honest, slightly unhinged mom friend shoved into paperback form. Packed with sarcastic real-talk quotes, questionable quizzes, laugh-out-loud lists like “How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together” (spoiler: dry shampoo is involved), and “mom-tivities” that don’t require glitter or sanity.
Perfect for:
😩 Moms who love their kids but also fantasize about solo trips to Target
🥴 Parents who want to laugh at the chaos instead of cry into a burp cloth
📚 People with a 3-minute attention span and zero time for “real” books
So if you're covered in mystery stains, surviving on snacks from your kid’s lunchbox, and just need to hear someone else say, “Yeah, this is bonkers,”—Mommy Cusses is here to drop the F-bomb and the truth bomb.
112 pages.
