Nothing says "I was thinking of you" quite like a beautifully packaged pile of poop.
At first glance, this little gift box looks downright thoughtful. It even says "A Special Gift From Someone Who Knows You Well." Aww, how sweet! But open it up and SURPRISE! There's a perfectly coiled, gloriously fake turd nestled inside, along with the heartfelt message, "Just Thinking of You."
It's the ultimate gag gift for that special someone who deserves a little crap in their life. Perfect for birthdays, White Elephant gift exchanges, office pranks, or just letting a friend know they're on your mind. In the weirdest way possible.
Details:
Realistic-looking fake poop in a gift box
Gift box reads "A Special Gift From Someone Who Knows You Well"
Inside message: "Just Thinking of You"
Made with non-toxic materials and no sharp edges
Recommended for ages 14+
Novelty item only—not edible
Because sometimes the most thoughtful gift is a steaming pile of nonsense.