Let’s be real: this plushie understands you better than your coworkers ever will. The "No Coffee, No Workee" Coffee Plushie is a soft, squishy tribute to the only reason you’re even remotely functional before 10 a.m.
Shaped like an adorable, overly enthusiastic coffee cup and rocking the cold, hard truth across the front, this plushie is perfect for anyone whose blood type is espresso and whose personality doesn’t load until the second cup. It’s cute. It’s cozy. It’s slightly judgmental before caffeine—and we respect that.
Great for desks, break rooms, and any sleep-deprived soul who needs a plush pal to scream “don’t talk to me yet” without making it weird.
Warning: Does not contain actual coffee. Hug for comfort, not for caffeine.
4.7in X 4.7in X 6.7in
