NOTE TO SELF! You are a fucking badass force of nature - Greeting Card

Some people need a gentle reminder that they're doing great. Other people need to be told they're a FUCKING BADASS FORCE OF NATURE.

The Note to Self! You Are a Fucking Badass Force of Nature Greeting Card is here to deliver a motivational pep talk with absolutely zero regard for polite language. Featuring a charming vintage-style design and enough profanity to make Grandma clutch her pearls, this card is basically a warm hug from someone who swears like a sailor.

Give it to your best friend who's kicking ass, your sister who's having a rough week, or that one coworker who's single-handedly keeping the entire office from bursting into flames.

The inside is blank, so you can add your own heartfelt message, more enthusiastic swearing, or a detailed list of reasons why the recipient is an unstoppable badass.

Dimensions: 5.5" x 4.5"