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Office Party Corkscrew disguised as a Stapler-Weird-Funny-Gags-Gifts-Stuff
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Office Party Corkscrew disguised as a Stapler

Looks like a stapler... but in reality it is an office party!  Open it up and it is a corkscrew.  Just add a wine bottle and your fellow coworkers.

1.5 x 1.25 inches