PEW PEW, MADAFUCKAS! This duck didn't come here to make friends. He came here to kick ass and take bubble baths.
The "Pew Pew Madafuckas" Rubber Duck is one tough little bird with a military-style crew cut and the attitude of an action movie hero who takes himself WAY too seriously. He's seen things. He's done things. He's probably been dishonorably discharged from a petting zoo.
Whether he's patrolling your bathtub, guarding your desk, or intimidating the other rubber ducks on your shelf, this foul-mouthed little badass is ready for action. Does he have any actual combat experience? Absolutely not. But he's got confidence, a haircut, and a catchphrase, which is basically the same thing.
Perfect for rubber duck collectors, military humor fans, funny gag gifts, and anyone who believes bath time could use a little more unnecessary aggression.
Dimensions: 4.3" x 4.5" x 4"
