Are you a delicate woodland creature with just a little bit of rage? Same. This "Please Don’t F*ck With My Sh*t" zipper pouch is here to sprinkle a little fairy dust... and a whole lot of don’t test me energy all over your stuff.
Covered in sweet, twinkly fairies and adorable flowers, it looks like a gentle love letter to nature — until you read the message loud and clear. Perfect for holding makeup, pencils, witchy potions, or just your rapidly dwindling patience.
Gift it to a friend who is both magical and mildly threatening — or just keep it for yourself, you absolute legend. 🌸✨💀
(Also great for terrifying nosy coworkers, just saying.)
9.5 x 7.25 inches
