Sorry I was a Poop Head Notepad

Apologizing has never been so hilarious—or so satisfying—as with the Sorry I Was a Poop Head Notepad! This quirky 3.67 x 8.5-inch notepad, printed in Madison, WI, features 50 tear-off sheets designed to help you smooth things over with a smile (and a snicker). Whether you’re the offender or just dealing with one, this notepad turns any "oops" moment into a chance to lighten the mood.

Each sheet walks you through a fill-in-the-blank apology that’s as fun as it is functional. Start by checking whether it’s you or the other person who’s "being a poop head," then move on to diagnose the situation with options like "in some sort of trance" or "nuttier than a fruitcake." Finally, wrap things up by deciding whether "a nice long walk" or "a pony" might be the cure for all this silliness. Sign it off with your name, and voila—instant apology, with a side of giggles.

Perfect for patching up squabbles with friends, family, or that coworker who just didn’t get your sarcasm, this notepad turns any apology into a light-hearted affair. So go ahead, own up to your moments of poop-headedness, and let the healing (and laughing) begin!