Finally, socks that celebrate the true nectar of the gods: ranch dressing. These cozy foot-huggers are covered in glorious little bottles of ranch, letting the world know that yes, you would dip pizza, fries, and possibly even your soul in it if you could.
Available in two bold styles:
Small (Women’s 5–10 / Men’s 4.5–8.5): a cool blue.
Large (Men’s 7–12 / Women’s 8.5–13): a zesty orange.
Perfect for lounging, strutting, or aggressively judging anyone who prefers blue cheese.
Whether you’re a ranch devotee, a salad sauce scholar, or just someone who wants people to look at your ankles and say “wait… are those ranch bottles??”—these socks are your new best friend.
Warning: may cause sudden cravings for wings, pizza, and questionable dipping experiments.
