Why settle for boring keychains when you can carry around the pinnacle of comedic genius? Meet the Rubber Chicken Enamel Keychain: your daily dose of absurdity in compact, portable form.
Crafted from high-quality enamel (because your humor deserves nothing but the best), this tiny rubber chicken is here to cluck up your keys, your bag, or anything else in desperate need of a personality upgrade. It’s bright, it’s bold, and it’s weird enough to make strangers question their life choices when they spot it dangling from your pocket.
Perfect for chicken enthusiasts, prank aficionados, or anyone who’s ever tried to make a serious point with a rubber chicken and failed gloriously. Because life’s too short to be normal—and your keychain should reflect that.
Add one to your cart today. Your keys are begging for it. Literally. They told us.