Happy birthday! Also, extremely rude of you to have fewer wrinkles.
The Rude That You’re Younger Than Me, But Ok Birthday Card wraps a perfectly reasonable amount of birthday resentment in a lovely vintage-style design with roses and lace. It’s sweet, elegant, and just passive-aggressive enough to remind the birthday baby that their irritating youth has not gone unnoticed.
The inside is blank, leaving plenty of room for heartfelt birthday wishes, age-related insults, or a lengthy explanation of why you’re still obviously the hotter one.
Includes A2 kraft envelope.
Dimensions: 4-3/8" x 5-3/4".
