Behold the Slide Whistle, humanity’s greatest contribution to silly sound effects and chaotic energy. One quick swoop of that little slidey-thing and suddenly you’re living in a cartoon, starring as the goofy sidekick who absolutely did not mean to knock over that display of canned beans.
This magical metal tube produces sounds ranging from “tiny UFO landing behind the couch” to “someone just fell down in the most comically dramatic way possible.” Need to announce your entrance? Wheeee-oooOOOOOOOP! Want to punctuate someone’s bad joke? Woooop-woooop. Trying to annoy your family until they question every life choice that led them here? Oh buddy… this is your weapon.
Perfect for pranks, performances, office shenanigans, or instantly elevating any situation from “normal human behavior” to “looney tunes fever dream.”
The whistle is 7 inches long.
