Smells like aliens, demons, and chem trails.
The truth is out there... probably.
Whether you're connecting dots no one else can see, questioning literally everything, or just enjoy a good conspiracy meme, this handmade soap is here to help you stay squeaky clean while uncovering the real story.
The label reads "Soap for Conspiracy Theorists,", "Smells like aliens, demons and chem trails... but are you right?" Maybe the answer is yes. Maybe it's no. Maybe that's exactly what they want you to think.
Warning: May cause excessive side-eye, deep internet dives, and the irresistible urge to begin every sentence with, "Hear me out..."
