Soap for Festivus

Ah, Festivus. The magical holiday where we air our grievances, wrestle our family members, and pretend this is all totally normal. Now you can bring that same chaotic cheer to your shower with Soap for Festivus, the bar that proudly “smells like the rest of us.”

What does that scent entail? Think: unexpectedly pleasant, a little quirky, and just mysterious enough to hide whatever emotional baggage you’re washing off. It’s clean, fresh, and weirdly comforting—like discovering your grievances list is shorter than last year.

Perfect for the Seinfeld fan, the holiday rebel, or anyone who celebrates the season by saying “I refuse to be normal.” Lathers well, pairs nicely with feats of strength.

Scrub up. Air grievances. Embrace Festivus.

Rum Punch scented. 6oz soap. Handmade in the USA