Soap for F*cking Christmas
Scent: Mistletoe & Ambien (aka the official scent of “nope.”)
Tired of the holiday cheer being shoved in your face since October? This soap gets it. “Smells like Sleeping through December” isn’t just a tagline—it’s a lifestyle. Ditch the carolers, the in-laws, and the fifth ugly sweater party. This 6-ounce bar of sweet, sassy serenity is your ticket to hibernation. Wake me up when the eggnog runs out—or like, New Year's. Whichever comes later.
Made in the USA by elves on strike.
6 ounces. Handmade.
