This meeting could have been an email. This email could have been a text. And this entire workday could have been a nap.
Soap For Fucking Meetings is the perfect way to wash away the frustration of another pointless hour spent listening to people discuss things that absolutely nobody cares about. Synergy! Action items! Let's circle back! Let's all collectively lose our fucking minds!
Whether you've just survived a mandatory team-building exercise, a 47-slide PowerPoint presentation, or a meeting to schedule another meeting, this gloriously sarcastic bar of soap is here to help you scrub off the corporate bullshit.
Perfect for exhausted coworkers, office Secret Santa exchanges, disgruntled employees, and anyone who's ever smiled politely while mentally calculating how much of their life they're never getting back.
Because you can't wash away the trauma of another Monday morning staff meeting. But you can at least wash your hands of it.
Weight: 7.6 oz.
Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soybean protein, coloring, fragrance.
