Soap for the Favorite Child

Finally, a soap that confirms what you’ve known since birth: you are undeniably, unapologetically, obviously the favorite. Soap For The Favorite Child comes infused with the sweet, smug scent of victory—plus whatever fragrance pairs best with being cherished above your siblings. (Probably something clean, cozy, and just a little bit superior.)

Lather up in the glow of maternal favoritism as you wash away the stress of pretending you’re all treated equally. This bar is cute, cheeky, and guaranteed to make your brothers and sisters groan loudly enough for Mom to yell, “Be nice to your sibling!”

Perfect for gifting, gloating, or subtly reminding everyone at family gatherings that yes, Mom does love you more—and now you smell like it too.🫧👑

Better Clothes scented. Made in Ohio, USA. 6 ounce, Handmade Vegan soap, 3.5" x 2.75" x 1"