Sour Punch Santa Straws
Ho ho hold on to your taste buds! Santa’s traded in his milk and cookies for a serious sour kick. These Sour Punch Santa Straws are the ultimate holiday sugar rush — sweet, tangy, and jolly enough to make even the Grinch pucker with joy.
Each straw packs that signature Sour Punch zing, wrapped up in festive holiday colors that scream “Merry Sour-mas!” They’re perfect for stuffing stockings, decorating gingerbread houses, or eating by the handful while pretending you’re “just taste-testing for the kids.”
Warning: may cause excessive holiday cheer, random fits of candy-induced karaoke, and the belief that you can out-dance an elf.
In short: it’s Christmas in your mouth — but with way more sour power.