SpongeBob Krabby Patties Colors Theater Box

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? The guy whose burgers you’re about to eat… in gummy form. Yep, SpongeBob’s famous Krabby Patties are now available as chewy, colorful, totally un-seafood-y candy.

Each box comes with patties in green, blue, purple, and red—because nothing says “balanced diet” like eating a rainbow made of sugar. They’re squishy, fruity, and stacked just like the real Krabby Patty (minus the secret formula, plankton infestations, and questionable ocean bacteria).

Perfect for party favors, stocking stuffers, or fueling your inner SpongeBob as you yell, “I’m ready!” for another gummy snack.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable humming of the SpongeBob theme song. 🎵