Spouse’s Choices - 25 Cocktail Napkins

💙🤣 "Never Laugh at Your Spouse’s Choices" – Set of 25 Cocktail Napkins
(You’re one of them, genius.)

These blue napkins with pink print are here to serve sass, shade, and a splash of self-awareness with every cocktail. Featuring the brutally honest reminder:
“Never laugh at your spouse’s choices. You're one of them.”
Oof. Served cold, just like the drinks.

Perfect for weddings, anniversaries, divorce parties, or literally any gathering where couples pretend they haven’t been silently judging each other’s driving for 15 years.

• Set of 25 paper cocktail napkins

• Witty, pretty, and slightly threatening

• Pairs beautifully with wine, humor, and deep-seated relationship denial

Because love is patient, love is kind… but love also makes questionable decisions—and these napkins know it.