Doomscroll Magnet

Just five more minutes of scrolling. And then another five. And then suddenly it's 3 AM and you know way too much about a celebrity you've never cared about.

The Doomscroll Magnet celebrates everyone's favorite modern hobby: staring into the glowing rectangle of despair until your brain turns into soup. Featuring delightfully creepy Steven Rhodes artwork, this retro-style magnet shows three innocent children gathered around a pentagram, summoning unspeakable horrors through their smartphones.

Stick it on your fridge, filing cabinet, or anywhere you need a little encouragement to put down your phone. Or don't. The void is waiting, and it has some really interesting conspiracy theories.

Perfect for chronically online weirdos, horror fans, sarcastic coworkers, and anyone whose screen time report is a personal attack.

Dimensions: 2.5" x 3.5"