Because sometimes life is a pile of… well, you know.
Meet your new squishy sidekick: the Stress Poo. Made from soft, squeezable material, this delightful little turd is ready to take the heat (and the squeeze) when your boss sends that “per my last email” message or your Wi-Fi decides to stop working mid-Netflix binge.
Its compact size means you can carry it anywhere—toss it in your bag, keep it on your desk, or whip it out in awkward family gatherings when you need something more socially acceptable than screaming into a pillow.
Relieve tension. Lift your spirits. And yes, play with poo without any of the mess.
For ages 6+ (because even kids deserve stress relief… especially after math homework).