The First 50 Years of Childhood - 25 Cocktail Napkins

🍹💛 "The First 50 Years of Childhood Are Always the Toughest" – Set of 25 Cocktail Napkins

Some people age gracefully. The rest of us are still emotionally 8 years old, but with more bills and back pain. These sunny yellow cocktail napkins (with bold blue lettering) say what we're all thinking after two sips of wine and one passive-aggressive family dinner:
“The first 50 years of childhood are always the toughest.”

Perfect for birthdays, midlife crises, retirement parties, or just your average Tuesday meltdown.

• Set of 25 paper napkins

• Bright, cheerful, and emotionally unstable

• Pairs well with cocktails, sarcasm, and questionable life choices

Give your guests something to cry-laugh into. Because growing up is a trap—and these napkins get it.

Made in the USA