This is My Rodent Thawing Mug... Do Not Use for Coffee

🐭☕ Let’s just get this out of the way: this mug is not for your latte. It’s for your rodents. Frozen ones. For your snake. Or owl. Or suspiciously large lizard. Whatever—you do you. Just don’t drink from it.

Clearly labeled to protect innocent caffeine lovers, this 15oz ceramic mug makes it crystal clear that what’s happening inside is strictly reptile-related. It’s weird. It’s gross. It’s glorious.

Details:

🧊 Bold black text that says “Do NOT use for coffee.” Seriously.
☕ Holds 15oz of... whatever you put in there
📏 Measures 5” x 5” x 5”
⚖️ Weighs 1 lb – sturdy enough for microwave use and judgmental stares
🧼 Dishwasher & microwave safe, but we’re begging you to rinse it first

Perfect for pet parents, herp hobbyists, and people who enjoy horrifying guests one mug at a time.

It’s not a threat. It’s a warning.