Finally... a cleaner wiener.
Let's get one thing straight: it's a wiener dog. Get your mind out of the gutter.
This hilarious novelty Soap on a Rope is shaped like an adorable dachshund and features the delightfully punny name "Wash Your Wiener." Whether you're shopping for a dog lover, a fan of terrible dad jokes, or someone who appreciates a little bathroom humor, this soap is guaranteed to get a laugh before it ever gets wet.
Warning: Cleans your wiener dog-shaped soap. Your actual wiener dog probably prefers a proper bath.