Wine. Because Adulting Is Hard

Some people cope with the crushing weight of adulthood by budgeting, meal-prepping, or doing yoga at sunrise. And then there’s you—with a stemless glass of liquid grapes, muttering “I pay taxes, therefore I deserve this.”

This classy-but-sassy wine glass says exactly what you’re thinking: Wine. Because Adulting is Hard. Perfect for sipping your way through unpaid bills, awkward Zoom meetings, or that existential dread that shows up right around laundry day.

Stemless design = less chance of tipping over when life gets messy (because you know it will).

Gift it to your fellow overworked friends, keep one for yourself, or stock up so you never have to explain why your “coffee mug” is suspiciously full of merlot at 3 p.m.

15oz. Hand wash only.