Wu-Tang Is Forever Mug

Sip your morning coffee, tea, or questionable 9 a.m. mimosa from this 11-ounce ceramic masterpiece while paying respect to the one constant in this chaotic universe: the Shaolin style. Each mug is hand dye-sublimated with the kind of care usually reserved for fine art or extremely delicate ferrets, ensuring a bold, long-lasting print that can survive the microwave, the dishwasher, and whatever political meltdown happens next.

Perfect for warm beverages, chilled spirits, or just flexing on your coworkers in the breakroom. Wu-Tang is for the children—and also your kitchen cupboard.