Let’s be real—your cooking is legendary, your kitchen smells like a five-star restaurant, and your home is basically a cozy, food-filled paradise. Oh, and your personality? Yeah, that’s fine too, I guess. This hilarious dish towel lays out the truth in the most passive-aggressively complimentary way possible.
Perfect for the home chef who knows their worth (and their worth is mostly based on their ability to make mouthwatering meals). Use it to wipe up after another successful feast—or just hang it up as a reminder of why people keep “accidentally” showing up at dinnertime.
Because let’s face it, they’re here for the food.*🍕🔥
28"h x 21"w. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
